The Ballad of Spinach Quiche
Oh man you have to try Sigilyph! It's got a round body with zigzags around the top and bottom of it, and two round eyes in the middle. On top is a straight protrusion with another big round eye in the middle. It has two wings that resemble combs. Near the underside it has two three-clawed feet, that also resemble combs. Beneath them are two small spikes, then a tail that (of course) also resembles a comb. The whole thing is roughly based on the Nazca lines, so!

Whoa okay this one is weird. Let’s break it down:

It’s got a round body with zigzags around the top and bottom of it, and two round eyes in the middle.

…okay

On top is a straight protrusion with another big round eye in the middle. It has two wings that resemble combs.


oh my god what

Near the underside it has two three-clawed feet, that also resemble combs.

WHAT THE FUCK

Beneath them are two small spikes

….

then a tail that (of course) also resembles a comb.

jesus christ how horrifying

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK